burlesque

A PSA from a Producer

NOTE: I wrote this originally as a Facebook status, but it got so widely shared and commented on, I figured I’d write it out (and extend it) as a blog post. I’d love to know any additional ideas you’d like to add to the list, so feel free to comment below.

Communication:

Regardless of how many shows, etc you perform in - It’s always a good idea to touch base with producers, event managers, etc every 6 months or so to let them know what acts you currently have, your schedule, what you’ve been up to, etc.

On the topic of communication…

I understand 100% that life happens. Things come up, problems occur, stress makes us forgot deadlines, etc. I’ll never get upset or frustrated at someone for handing in music, tech sheets, etc late if they keep the lines of communication open. As someone who has anxiety, I understand it can be overwhelming at times. However, you have a responsibility to communicate with those who have employed your services. Please don’t ignore us. We’re just trying to do our job. Please try to do yours and if you can’t, for whatever reason, please talk to us.

Read the email in full:

My biggest gripe is when I explicitly ask for information or photos from performers in an email and don’t get what I need. This shows me you haven’t read the email properly and it creates extra work on my end to harass you for them. May sound trivial, but about 70% of the time that I end up having to follow up people for photos or information. I literally have a hallelujah moment when someone does what I have asked of them, without me having to follow up. Be that person.

Producers are clueless:

I know personally - a lot of the time, even if you have been in a show I’ve cast, I tend to forget what acts people have in their arsenal. Basically - assume that if you personally haven’t told a producer, then they don’t know. If you have, and it’s been a while, remind them.

Meet your deadlines:

When a producer says the music is due in at 5.00pm on a Thursday, that’s when it is due. Time management, folks. If you can’t meet that deadline, see the second point re. communication. If you know you’ve got a busy week ahead and you’ll be pressed for time to get things in, ensure you make time earlier the week before. If you want to be booked again, please meet deadlines and do what your producers ask of you. 

A producer with good time management should give you at least 1.5 - 2 weeks minimum to get information, music, etc to them, which is more than sufficient. Producers may have a bit of memory loss when it comes to what acts are in your arsenal,  but they definitely remember those who have been professional, met deadlines and made their lives easier. They are the people who will be re-booked. 

Sit your ego down:

Never get too big for your boots to assume that gigs will just “come” to you and producers will come door knocking. 

Back yourself:

Never assume someone won’t put you in their show - if someone talks themselves down directly to me, it’s very off putting. If you don’t have your own back, how do you expect anyone else to?

What is in your arsenal?

Have some way for producers to find your acts and what you do. YouTube channel, website, something. Facebook pages or Instagram are OK and give producers a taste - but how is someone meant to know what is in your repertoire if you don’t have it listed somewhere?

No low resolution, blurry pictures please:

Please invest in some professional studio shots! Promotional shots for posters work best when it’s a clear background that can be erased or manipulated, with full length, medium shots and close ups in a variety of looks. In full colour please. Sending me a low res photo you’ve pulled off Facebook that’s partially blurry in low lighting from a live show isn’t going to cut it, sorry love.

Be courteous backstage:

You may be the most talented performer this side of the sun, but if you are disrespectful backstage to your fellow performers (i.e. taking selfies while there’s someone half naked with their boobs out trying to put a pastie on in the background, spreading your mess like it’s peanut butter, getting within others personal space, having a diva moment or not handling your anxiety in a respectful way) then you can be pretty sure that you won’t be booked again.

Know Producers take a risk:

When we produce a show, we take on the financial risk. Now, don’t get me wrong, if you’ve agreed with the producer that they’ll pay you an outright fee (please make sure you get it in writing) the producer is liable to pay you regardless. If you’re working on a profit share, where there’s a risk that you may not get anything, then so be it. But, if the show makes a loss, they end up being out of pocket. A sad truth is that a lot of industry producers don’t even allocate themselves a fee - they basically have the dregs that are left over (if there is any left over) despite the fact that they’ve done the most amount of work. Be kind to them, and always thank them for giving you stage time and for doing their job. 

Rehearse:

You’ve been booked to perform an act. Ensure that piece is rehearsed, costume is bang on and you hit those beats. The amount of times I have heard performers (not in shows that I’ve produced, but shows I’ve been booked to perform in) say they’ve only rehearsed once, or will just improvise on the spot, is insane. Yes, for some performances you can improvise, such as dancing while lip-syncing, but you still need to know the words, have your outfit sorted, and at least have a few moves up your bell sleeve, etc.

Conduct yourself professionally in public:

Whether you are attending a show, or you are in one, please, please, please, for your own brand and the sake of those who are contracting you, please behave in a professional manner. 

For example, if you’ve been contracted to perform in a show, and you know there will be audience members having a couple of drinks at the venue afterwards, ensure you have something nice and appropriate to wear, be open and inviting to people coming to talk to you, be prepared to allow a couple of selfies from guests (if appropriate - you can always politely say no, consent is sexy) and if you wish to drink, have one drink in hand. 

Do NOT come out in your tracksuit pants, be intrusive to patrons conversations or photos (again, consent is sexy) and for goodness sake, don’t go and order 5 tequila shots and shoot them at the bar with an audience watching and then stumble around the venue like a (hot) mess (leave all of that until AFTER you’ve left the venue if you must). You are your brand. Be professional in public. Be professional in general.

Do not guilt trip your producer:

Producers, in a contract or written agreement (which can be as simple as an email), will generally specify date, time, act/role, compensation and an approximate time as to when compensation will be paid out. Compensation should be money (whether by cash or bank transfer) + additional compensation. Additional compensation is entirely dependent on the producer, but it can be things like drink vouchers, a complimentary ticket for you to give to a friend or fan, airfares, accommodation, etc. 

Once you agree on these terms, they’re set. 

Please, do not try and get your pay fast-tracked if you’ve agreed to the producers terms. Some producers need to wait until the ticketing company has paid them in order to pay you, which can take from 3 - 7 working days. The producer doesn’t need to hear your story about how you are low on rent money. This sounds harsh, I know, and a lot of the time, the people I contract are my friends, which adds a whole other level to it as I care for them and don’t want them to be stressing about their finances. But, contracts and agreements are set in stone for these exact purposes. Of course, if I get paid out early, I will endeavor to get you paid sooner than agreed upon, but please don't press your stresses upon us - it makes us feel pretty terrible and adds another layer of stress onto our already demanding job. 

Also, don’t try to change your agreed fee. A lot of the time, our budgets are already stretched, so to have someone, who we’ve likely already been promoting, come to us and try and get a pay increase at the 11th hour, it’s really not on. If you had a problem with the rate to start with, you shouldn’t have agreed to it or at least brought it up for discussion before confirming. 

Of course, there are allowances for this. For example, if the producer goes and demands another act from you or throws added rehearsals at you without consulting you first or discussing additional payment, then they are also going against the contract. Definitely talk to them in that instance, and don’t let a producer take you for a ride. 

Long story short…

Keep up communication, don’t assume gigs will always come your way, you still need to hustle. Have your own back and invest in your art and brand by getting some professional shots done. If you have to pay for it, so be it. Be professional. Be considerate of others. Don’t guilt trip your producer and read your contracts thoroughly. 

Lilly x

Drag in Burlesque & Theatre: A Theatrical History & My Story

Performing in Hugo Grrrl’s ‘Tragic Mike’ as one of my original drag king characters, Jethro Jenkins. Photo by Pip Clark.

Performing in Hugo Grrrl’s ‘Tragic Mike’ as one of my original drag king characters, Jethro Jenkins. Photo by Pip Clark.

For those who have been following what I do as a performing artist, you would have known that I have been including drag (mostly Drag King) into my repertoire with original characters such as Gary Krumbert and Jethro Jenkins. It’s also important to note I have been performing as male identifying characters in theatre since I was a child. Also, over the past 6 months, I have started dipping my rhinestoned stiletto’s into the world of Hyper-Drag. 

What is that, you ask? Well, basically, Hyper-Queens are drag artists who present as biologically female or are non-binary. When I am a Drag King, it’s basically the reverse of Drag Queens, where someone who presents as either biologically female or non-binary dresses in drag as the opposite gender. 

Myself in Hyper-Queen drag. Photo & editing by me.

Myself in Hyper-Queen drag. Photo & editing by me.

But I realised, although I have chatted about my history and involvement in drag with various media such as NewsHub and TV3, I haven’t actually been able to inform those who follow all the various things I do how I got started in it, why I do it, what I represent and why I continue to do it. Also, I figure, since my foray into drag is so closely intertwined with the theatre, that it would be a good chance to talk about the theatrical history of drag. 

So, if you’d like to know more,  pull up a pew, pour yourself a beverage of choice and let’s get onto it. 

I guess the best place to start is at the beginning! I have been dabbling in gender-bending and exploring it through theatrics since I was pre-school little. I explored gender bending in the unconscious way you do as a kid. I’d make my parents sit and watch skit’s I’d created: sometimes I was a woman (eg. being Miss Otis and lip-syncing and running around like a mad woman to Bette Midler’s take on Miss Otis Regrets) and sometimes I played a man (one of my earliest memories was donning a Charlie Chaplin character in a little pantomime skit and dancing to an Eric Clapton song). 

Also, my family are big fans of British comedy, and it’s made a huge impact on my life: Mr Bean, Monty Python, Dad’s Army, ‘Ello ‘Ello, Last of the Summer Wine, The Two Ronnies, Benny Hill, ...I could go on. These were my idols I grew up on, and the material featured drag heavily often for satire and comedy’s sake. Watching these programmes only drove me further into exploring gender and playing male roles - which pretty much became something I was known for within drama classes and high school, and right up unto the present day.

When I hit school age, life took a bit of a turn. I was bullied a lot in primary and intermediate school. I was a different kid. I didn’t have quips or clap backs, and once a popular person deems you a loser, then usually the rest follow suit. My parents and I lived rural and so I didn’t have a lot of neighborhood kids to play with. So it wasn’t exactly the best ingredients for making friends. To escape from the dread of having to go to school, sitting by myself or with other ‘outcast’ kids and the ride home on the bus as one of the favourites the older kids loved to mock, I dove head first into my imagination. 

When I was 7 my family FINALLY decided to join me up to a local drama school. For the first time in a long time, I felt like I belonged somewhere. From being the outcast at school who was always off in her own head (Dad called me “Dolly Daydream”) to going to being part of a tribe of people like me who loved to perform... I finally felt a part of something. Like I belonged.

Those classes became Theatre 101, and when I was 9 I landed my first role as part of the end of year theatre show - I was Lockup Lottie from Fagan’s Gang in Oliver Twist. I had one line and I was absolutely chuffed. My second role, which then became my first lead role, was that as a male identifying Hare in The Hare in the Tortoise. I may have possibly gotten that role by chance, as I was the only one out of all the female dominated class who wanted to play a male, but it was here that I was able to start putting my gender-bending to use and to my advantage. 

Something important to note - yes, I found a place I could feel safe to express myself, but I still felt a little bit on the fringes, and although I found this safe space on the stage, bullying still ran rife in my normal day-to-day life. I changed schools, I had learning difficulties, I started to crave and dive further into my passion of being on stage, because it was the one place the noise of my reality didn’t reach me. It was during this time that I realised, like actually clicked, that drama and theatre weren't just my passions, it was what i needed to survive. 

I became these other people, male, female, animal, robot, whatever, because I wanted so badly to escape who I was. Everyone told me I wasn’t ok, except for my amazing parents who were absolute champions and did everything they could to support me. I became watchful of other people, mimicking their body language, movements, facial expressions, tones, accents, which I would then channel through various roles and then sometimes apply to my own self. I felt like I had to change, because I wasn’t being accepted for me. I wish I had the foresight to know that it was OK to be different then, but different wasn’t OK in the playground, and I so desperately wanted to fit in.

Leading the Spanish Cultural Group at my high school at age 17 in drag.

Leading the Spanish Cultural Group at my high school at age 17 in drag.

Fast forward through my high school years - I went to a local college to start high school and lasted 2 months (turns out the people who bullied you when you were younger don’t forget who you are, even 5-6 years down the track)  and changed and went to an all girls school in Ponsonby. It was here that things finally started to turn around for me regarding bullying, although I wasn’t totally devoid of it, and I started to become a lot more comfortable in my own skin. I had the lead roles in high school for two years in a row, one as a male identifying Satan in a play called The Devil You Know (quite risque for a Christian school, but I lived for it) and then as a female identifying lead in the play The Cagebirds. Also, a fun note, I also performed in drag (as a Drag King) as the leader of the Spanish Cultural Group at school, and lead the 30+ strong group of students through a hilarious bull flight dance-off scenario when I was 17 (see the above pic… yes, my drag has improved a lot since then, haha!).

It was at high school that my love for drag and theatre heightened with theatre and my education. I became obsessed with Elizabethan Theatre, Classical Studies and Art History (which I all went on to study at University). It was here I started to learn about the history of not only westernised theatre, but how drag was incorporated into theatre. 

Classics was a great eye-opener here, with playwrights such as Aristophanes, who were writing plays such as The Assembly Women (which is my favorite of his) which basically used drag inception. So this play was written in 391 B.C. This play, in summary, is about a group of women, lead by Praxagora, who sneak into the male-only senate dressed as men, manipulate them into handing over parliament to women (basically their case in point is that if woman can run a household effectively, then they sure as hell can run parliament) and effectively take over, stripping away their male garb and completely over-turning the senate, for the better. 

If you do ever have a chance to read it, please do, it’s amazing, but what you would have seen on stage is young men, dressed as women, pretending to be men, hence the drag inception. At this time, women were not deemed “fit” to take to the stage, thus only men played the parts. It also didn’t help that men were predominantly the ones in the audience seats, so it made sense (in their minds) to have males play the roles. 

Fast forwarding to the Elizabethan Era, things had changed a wee bit, but in the big scheme of things, not so much. This is what a women’s role was in Elizabethan England: 

  • Elizabethan women were tutored at home - there were no schools for girls

  • Elizabethan women were not allowed to enter University

  • Elizabethan women could not be heirs to their father's titles (except female royals)

  • Elizabethan women could not become Doctors or Lawyers

  • Elizabethan women did not have the vote and were not allowed to enter politics

  • There were no Elizabethan women in the Army or Navy

  • Elizabethan women were not allowed to act in the theatres

(reference: http://www.elizabethan-era.org.uk/elizabethan-women.htm)

Basically, if you were a woman, you were subservient and had most things decided for you. The main difference in terms of theatre here though, as opposed to back in 390 B.C in Greece, is that it was permitted for women and children to attend shows. What mattered more was your class. Young men, mostly those who, for lack of better words, “balls hadn’t dropped” were chosen to play the female roles. It has been said that Shakespeare himself was the person who coined the acronym DR.A.G (DRessed As Girl), as it was footnoted in his play scripts.

Around this time too, there was a rebellion of biological women who took a stand against this appalling gender diversity and challenged it by performing as men, hence the rise of the Drag King. It’s important to note that that drag has always had a political undertone running through it, especially here, with women using drag as satire, basically being fabulous feminists and taking a stand against male identifying people and the political climate of the time. 

Art has always been used as a way for those using it as a form of expression to show how we feel about certain politics, morals, genders, etc. Aristophanes, through his plays, projected his own thoughts and feelings about politics, gender roles, etc. BUT - because he, himself wasn’t actually saying it, it was showcased through his characters and narrative, and in the guise of something fantastical and VERY much burlesque (The Assembly Woman is the epitome of what burlesque was - yep, before strip-tease came into it, it was used as a form of satire - burlesque, when stripped back to its roots (like the pun) means “to mock”) the senate couldn’t prosecute him. 

The same goes for drag and performance art in general - we use it as a frame in which we project how we feel about things, but it’s not as confrontational as you walking up to the steps of parliament and throwing eggs at a MP. You can still make your thoughts and feelings known, but because it’s cushioned within the guise and fantasy of art, it’s less likely to get you in trouble. 

Hetty King

Hetty King

So, the rise of the Drag King. The most famous kings of the 18th Century England are definitely (in my mind) Hetty King and Vesta Tilley. They were both coined as ‘Male Impersonators’ and sung, danced and were incredibly invested in their art. You see, they could still project their feminist views, but because they were taking on the guise of men, and they identified as women, men wouldn’t be threatened - it’s parody, in a sense, but they weren't slapstick or overtly insulting to men. Interestly too - Hetty King and Vesta Tilley were (from what we know) married, hetrosexual females, with husbands who were either in showbiz or supported their career choices. Both played principle male roles in pantomimes and had illustrious careers. 

Vesta’s immense popularity was another fabulous example of drag as protest art and feminsit rebellion. According to sources, “A true professional, she would spend months preparing the new character types she wanted to represent on stage. These roles had a slightly mocking edge, furthering her popularity among the working class men in her audience. She was wildly popular among women as well, who viewed her as a symbol of independence. Newspaper reports of her performances emphasised how popular she was throughout the country, drawing capacity crowds in England, Scotland, Ireland, the Isle of Man and Wales. Often, people were turned away from the theatre as all space, including standing room, had been allocated. In some cases, theatre proprietors were able to ('obliged to' in their parlance) raise ticket prices for her week-run in their theatre. As at the time ticket prices were set regardless of the performers arriving that week, Tilley's ability to sell out even when prices were raised indicates her immense popularity.”

Vesta Tilley - in and out of drag

Vesta Tilley - in and out of drag

This tradition of female rebellion continues to today, where female identifying performers have also bitten back, taken back their status and their sexuality by performing as what is now known as Hyper-Queens (formally known as Bio-Queens). What is a Hyper-Queen? Well, basically think of it as a female, female impersonator. A female identifying person (who can also be gender-neutral or biologically female) who is a hyper, fantastical version of their female self. Hyper-Queens have just as much of a role as Kings and Queens in drag, in terms of playing with traditional gender roles and norms for the sake of entertainment. For example, I have a lip-sync, Hyper-Queen act called ‘Donatella’, performed to the song Donatella by Lady Gaga (which has the opening line “I’m blonde, I’m skinny, I’m rich, and I’m a little bit of a BITCH”) which is basically an act I created as a nod to all the fabulous, unapologetic, femme blonde bitches of history I look up to, such as Lady Gaga, Marilyn Monroe, Mae West, Jerry Hall, and of course, the formidable Donatella Versace. It’s a satirical play on stereotypes, while injecting moments of comedy to heighten the fantastical. All with a feminist twist that parodies some of the modern ideas of being a ‘woman’ today.

Also, from the last time I performed it, I was told by an audience member they thought I was a Drag Queen (male identifying person in the garb of a female) and it wasn’t until I revealed myself (I strip off my dress at one point) that they realised I was female - so yes, it does also challenge gender norms. 

Ok, so, going back a bit. A lot of the above information I learned at both school and university. But, for the sake of my storyline, we’ll go back to 2016 when I transferred from Waikato Uni back to Auckland and met Patrick Graham and the Stage 2 Productions whanau. 

After high school, I didn’t really know what I wanted to do. I wanted to perform, or do something in the arts, but I was being constantly told, not only by family, but by my school, that the arts isn’t a “sustainable or financially viable option” and to pursue it only as a side hobby. I’m an all-or-nothing kinda girl, and I knew I wanted to throw myself 110% into the arts, but was being told from all sides not to. Truthfully, I worked at Starbucks at the time and you’d have been surprised how many of them were performing arts graduates, so that didn’t exactly make me feel any better about things. I got a scholarship to go to Waikato University, did a bunch of papers (mostly theatre, film and English based) but decided after a year that if I really wanted to pursue the arts, I should go to a uni with a stable and thriving arts faculty, hence the move back to Auckland.

The vibe at Auckland Uni was VERY different to Waikato. Waikato was a lovely, laid back atmosphere, with people rocking up to lecture theatres in their dairy farming gear for their 9 o’clock lecture. Everyone was super friendly, kind and willing to engage with you. Auckland.. Not so much. I felt very alone for the first 6 months at uni - I tried to talk to people in lectures, but everyone seemed disengaged and only there to do business - go to lecture - take notes - leave. It wasn’t until I joined Stage 2 Productions that again, I found my place and theatre became my solace. 

I learned the most I had ever learned on stage treading the boards for Stage 2 as well as in class. This is where I met the person who pushed me, challenged me, and helped navigate my path as a performer, Patrick Graham.

As a white, tall, straight, cis female identifying performer, who had quite a presence and was able to project her voice, I was often made to audition for lead female roles. Note, at the time I was performing and auditioning for a lot of Shakespeare, which was one of my main focuses at University. I didn’t really like the female leads, and to be honest, I thought they were no fun. Shakespeare used burlesque (in its original form - as in a mockery) hugely in his plays. A great example of this is A Midsummer Night’s Dream. You see, a lot of the upper class “lead” characters are usually too consumed in their own, mostly trivial problems to help the narrative move forward. I realised that I didn’t really like being a lead female - I wanted to be a base character, someone I could really get my teeth into, someone I could have a lot of fun with. 

Through playing Lavinia in Tom Sainsbury’s Titus Andronicus in 2006, I met Patrick and our relationship and my respect for his craft grew. I then auditioned for his adaptation of ‘Taming of the Shrew’ in 2007 and it was here that my gender-bending performances really took hold as part of my repertoire.

Patrick called me to inform me I had been cast, but I was a bit taken aback. He called me to inform me that he’d like me to perform as Grumio, in character as a male, and as a lower class, comedic servant to the lead male Petruchio. To be honest, I was expecting him to tell me I’d be cast as a woman. I was a little unsure if I could rise to the challenge, as Grumio is quite important to the projection of the plot. 

Yep, that’s me on the left as Grumio. That’s Chris Olwage on the right!

Yep, that’s me on the left as Grumio. That’s Chris Olwage on the right!

But I accepted, and under his tutelage, as well as the incredible skills he taught not only myself, but the cast, we thrived. We were taught and performed in the style of Buffon, we devised our characters, we challenged the script, we dove into the subtext, we learned oh so much and this experience, this role was pivotal in my devotion to drag as part of my artform. I found my happy place, I found a new level of love and appreciation for my art and it’s thanks to Patrick for seeing my base skill set and challenging me to take it to the next step. 

From here, I played various other males in theatre, such as a male presenting ‘Snout the Tinker’ (as well as a very comical and bawdy fairy) in A Midsummer Night’s Dream and yes, I did and have revisited female roles in theatre, such as a gothic, irrational teenage take on Jessica from The Merchant of Venice and playing the role of Angel and M in two different seasons of Patrick’s play Lost Girls which is an incredibly emotional play based on the true stories of women disappearing in New Zealand. But now in 2008, fresh out of uni and working full time, theatre wasn’t as accessible to me, so I needed to find another performance outlet, which is where burlesque came into my life. 

Baby Lilly, performing in 2009 in Wellington at the Burlesque Masquerade Ball. Photo by Sara Jane Austin.

Baby Lilly, performing in 2009 in Wellington at the Burlesque Masquerade Ball. Photo by Sara Jane Austin.

I was taught burlesque in 2009 by the wonderful Miss La Vida, who really was pivotal in starting a ‘viva le renaissance’ of burlesque here in New Zealand. Under her tutelage, I learnt the basics of burlesque, strip tease, how to wrangle a boa, how to leave the audience always wanting more, etc. It is here, for my first ever show (which was a burlesque competition called Burlesque Idol held at The Classic in **I think** May/June of 2009) that I coined the stage name, Lilly Loca. But although this new style of performance was liberating for me, as well as a new challenge, I felt a large disconnect. I was lacking narrative, a character, something I could sink my teeth into. Yes, stripping on stage is a challenge in itself, but I felt very 2 dimensional without having a motive, or intention other than “to tease”. 

It wasn’t until 2011 that I finally had a brain wave. The “EUREKA!” moment happened when I created my vaudeville show Lilly Loca’s Vaudeville Cabaret (I know, very original name) in 2011. I dove hook, line and sinker into the history of vaudeville and I knew it was the direction I wanted to go in. Variety performances, comedy, characters, skits, burlesque, live music - yes, yes, yes, this is it! It was here, giving myself this show to experiment in, that I started to play with burlesque characters, with my first character skit being of Patrick as his drag alter ego Patty Haag and myself as Lilly Loca, playing the comedy, slapstick roles of the straight man and the funny man/woman/person (for those that don’t understand that term, see here for more info: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Double_act) in our act ‘Wouldn’t it be nice?’ and on stage together as MC and stage hand. 

Typical Lilly & Patty. Photo by Jocelen Janon.

Typical Lilly & Patty. Photo by Jocelen Janon.

Patty and Lilly have a…. Estranged… relationship. It’s kinda love-hate, without love. Lilly acts as the serious person, who is a juxtaposition of the clownish, slapstick antics of the funny one (Patty) thus making the funny one look even more outlandish and fantastical. We’ve played that double-act for nearly 8 years now, in various shows of mine and others, and it warms the cockles of my heart to give Patty space to shine, as Patrick was the one who has helped me become the performer I am today. 

It was also in 2011, that I decided to create my first, fully-fledged burlesque/drag character. I’ve often been asked how I come up with characters, and to be totally honest, I can’t give you a straight answer. Gary Krumbert, who is the character in referring to, just kind of...materialised. 

One of Gary’s very first times on stage in 2011 at Phlossy Roxx’s ‘Queerlesque’

One of Gary’s very first times on stage in 2011 at Phlossy Roxx’s ‘Queerlesque’

They kind of grow out of me, like they’ve come from my inner self and need to be given space to bloom. I know that sounds a bit wanky, but it’s true. Gary Krumbert, who after doing some solid character development, was born onto the stage at Miss Phlossy Roxx’s Queerlesque. I am so thankful to Phloss, who encouraged me to put him on the stage and was always a huge support (love you Phloss!!). He was super well received, and I finally had my YES moment, where I knew which direction my burlesque should go. I was able to really inject my strengths in acting, characters and improv into character roles within burlesque and drag, and I have run with it ever since.

It wasn’t until I left my full time teaching job at Western Springs as a Dance and Drama teacher (I forgot to mention that I also have a Grad Dip in Secondary School Teaching that I did in 2010 after I completed my BA) to go freelance that I then had the time to create more characters and flesh out the ones I already had. Since 2013, I have performed as the following original characters and personas (some several times) as well as other characters and celebrities from TV and Film in all manner of situations, from roving corporate gigs to MCing. 

Penny Royalty. Photo by James Yang.

Penny Royalty. Photo by James Yang.

Original Characters & Personas:

  • Gary Krumbert

  • Jethro Jenkins

  • Santiago Montego

  • Nathaniel Hughes

  • Penny Royalty

  • Mistress Lilly Loca (Gypsy styled character for a one-off show)

  • Breakdancing Granny (created for a one-off performance)

Myself as David Bowie’s ‘Ziggy Stardust’. Bodypaint by Yolanda Bartram of BodyFX. Photo by Peter Jennings.

Myself as David Bowie’s ‘Ziggy Stardust’. Bodypaint by Yolanda Bartram of BodyFX. Photo by Peter Jennings.

Characters & Celebrities (non-original)

  • Lady Gaga

  • Evil Queen (Snow White)

  • The Mad Hatter (Alice in Wonderland)

  • Riff Raff (The Rocky Horror Picture Show)

  • 2 x Roles in Murder Mystery Plays

  • Gilligan (Gilligan’s Island)

  • Master of Ceremonies (inspired by Joel Grey’s character in Cabaret)

  • Marie Antoinette

  • Baby Firefly (House of 1,000 Corpses)

  • Max Zorin (James Bond)

  • Miss Julie (The Love Boat)

  • Arwen Undomiel (Lord of the Rings)

  • Seymour Krelborn (Little Shop of Horrors)

  • Tara Dactyl & Jam Rock Lead Singer (Custards World TV Show)

  • Trinity (The Matrix)

  • Marilyn Monroe

  • Bettie Page

  • Wonder Woman

  • Ziggy Stardust (David Bowie)

Suffice to say, I’ve played my fair share of roles, as both male and female presenting characters, celebrities and personas. It has become a staple part of my repertoire.

Before I finish (you’re nearly there - hold on, soldier!) I’d like to chat briefly about why drag burlesque and theatre are so important to me. Drag, in particular for those in minorities such as the LGBTQI+ community, has been used as a way to explore their sexuality and identity. It’s an art form which is heavily affiliated with the queer scene, and as such, those who do not identify as such need to respect it and learn it’s history in all capacities.

On a personal level, my experience with drag came from my imagination and play as a young child, and was also influenced by what I watched on TV (British Comedy). Not too much later, my experience came from the theatre world, where my androgyny and open-mindedness to play different genders allowed for me to grow and have some amazing experiences. It wasn’t until I jumped on the burlesque boat where I started to perform in drag as part of the queer scene and within burlesque shows.

Drag and theatre allowed me, from a tender age, to explore who I was and, in part, escape who I was. Performing is a pivotal part of who I am, because through taking on these characters, personas, looks, roles, I was able to lose myself, but find myself too. Sounds airy fairy I know - but it gave me a safe place to be who I choose to be, who I wanted to be, without bullies, teachers, anyone else hurting or touching me and telling me I couldn’t or wasn't allowed. I wasn’t discriminated against onstage, I was accepted and, sometimes, celebrated. It was my bubble, and continues to be today. I have said it many times in interviews, but the stage is my safe place, the one place I truly feel I can be my honest self, even if that is in the guise of a character.

Burlesque helped me in many ways, mostly through my issues with my body as well as eating disorders (recovered bulimic over here) and helped me to deconstruct and reconstruct my relationship with my body and the way I viewed it. It also allowed for me to feel “sexy” and get in touch with my more feminine parts of my personality. 

This is why I believe, very deeply, in the restorative and transformative power of drag, burlesque and performance theatre.

Throughout my life, I have been able to witness how drag, performance and burlesque can be transformative who dive into it. For some, it can help to overcome body stigmas, it can help people explore and release their political/social values and views. It can allow for those who feel unaccepted by society for simply being who they are to step on stage and be who they truly wish they could identify as in the real world. To reconnect to their inner goddess, who they’ve put on the back burner and lost touch with. Burlesque, Drag, Performance - it's such an individualised thing, and we should respect it, no matter who it is or what they’re performing. We all have a story, multiple stories, and they deserve to be listened to and treated with respect. You don’t always have to like it, but respect it. 

Like drag, theatre and burlesque have done, and continue to do for me today, they have allowed me to explore who I am, escape the real world and the naysayers, and allow for me to develop a deeply profound acceptance for myself, as well as a quiet confidence that I have something to offer the world which is worth pursuing. Through performance, I have metamorphosed into my truly honest sense of self, and I honestly don’t know how I would have coped or got through life without it.

If you are still here, my goodness, you deserve a medal (or a wine, whichever is more accessible to you at the present). Thanks for listening to my story and hopefully you’ve learned a thing or two about theatrical drag and my history.

Much love,

Lilly x

Marilyn and a Tease!

Hello and welcome!

Photo by Froger

Photo by Froger

I'm sitting here on a Wednesday night working on my secret project and then realised, holy cripes! It's blog day tomorrow! So, I thought I'd share with you some photos that have been released by Froger from a shoot we did on Saturday and our inspiration behind them, plus let you in on a teaser as to what my secret project is! 

First, the TEASE!

The last video style collaborative project I did was way back in 2012. I had an idea to create a Middle Earth inspired dating game show. The main aim was to all come together to showcase our various skills. I collaborated with Samuel Wheeler from Nocturnal 3D who edited it and did the animation, Brian Lowe on videography, Jocelen Janon on still shots, Yolanda Bartram from BodyFX on makeup/SFX and myself as the actress/script writer and concept creator. If your a LOTR or a Hobbit fan, give it a watch below! 

Fun fact: This video below can be made into a live, on-stage act too! 

Then, wayyyyyy back in 2013 one day when I was bored at home, I decided to do an at home character mashup lip sync using Britney Spears 'Work B*tch!' song. (you'll see why these two are linked soon, I promise). I apologize for the appalling lighting - but ya make do with what you've got in the moment (i.e. two desk lamps, haha).  Have a watch below - you may find a couple of favorites! #garyforpresident

So... whats the connection? 

Well, dear reader.. I'm collaborating with the wonderful videographer and photographer James Yang as well as the incredible Yolanda Bartram from BodyFX to make a video and photographic eleganza extravaganza (as RuPaul would say). I can't reveal too much yet, but there will be 6 looks & characters, a full 8 hours of shooting in a studio and a song will be involved.. 

If you want to see sneak peeks of our shoot day, we're shooting on Sat 10th March (this Saturday!) so stay tuned to my social media handles as I'll be posting sneaky peeks in the Instagram and Facebook Stories (if you don't follow my handles yet, click here for Instagram and here for my Facebook page).

All will be revealed soon.. 

Marilyn, baby...

Photo by Froger

Photo by Froger

It's been forever since I did a shoot - I've been so busy I've hardly had the time spare. But as Froger and I gel so well and due to the fact we literally live 10 mins from each other, we were able to get together and shoot! 

I asked Froger (his first name is Mike) if he could shoot some images of me for the Grand Tease New Zealand poster, which he kindly obliged. But I also had an idea about shooting some Marilyn inspired shots. 

I was particularly interested in Marilyn's casual shots. There's the famous beach cardigan shot which I absolutely love, and then some of her candidly posing in bed while lounging, talking, having a cuppa or reading. Below are a few examples.

Sadly, the weather was too wild for us to go to the beach, but we made do with being inside and we got some wonderful shots. There's still a lot more to come from this series, so stay tuned to my blog, Facebook and Insta when I release some more!

Also, go have a look at Frogers website here!!! He's super wonderful and can't recommend him enough.

Fun fact: This is my dads knitted cardigan. He didn't know I borrowed it.. opps!

Enjoy and don't forget to be watching my Insta and FB stories on Sat!

 

Photo by Froger

Photo by Froger

Photo by Froger

Photo by Froger

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Hehehe - left this "Cheeky" one for last! 

Lilly x

POSING 101: THE BASICS

Photo by Studio81

Photo by Studio81

Hullu M'dears!

I hope your day is fabulous so far. Now, the below information is just a small portion of what I teach in my classes - a wee taste, a teeeaaaassssseeeerrrrr (rather appropriate, don't you think?). Teehee!

!!NEWSFLASH!!

So... I've had to make a decision to do a blog post every two weeks. Trying to create new content with my already insane schedule is proving quite time consuming. Yes, I know it was one of my 2018 goals to keep a blog weekly, but I'm going to need to modify it slightly - self care, ya'll!

Now back to the good stuff...

I'm going to share with you the basics of posing. Whether you’re on the stage, on set for a photo shoot, or taking a selfie, these are the must-do things I swear by when posing. This is basically charm & beauty school 101.

NOTE: These pointers will work for any body shape, size, height! You do you, boo! 

Photo by Bruce Jenkins Photography

Photo by Bruce Jenkins Photography

1. KNIT YOUR TORSO

To create a long torso, have a neutral spine and pelvis (i.e. do not over-accentuate) and feel like you are zipping up through your core. Not tensing to the point you can’t breathe, but just enough to feel as though your pelvis and core are connected, like how you feel when wearing a well-fitted corset.

2. OPEN YOUR CHEST & PULL YOUR SHOULDERS DOWN

An “open” body gives off an air of confidence and flatters your physique. Think about rolling your shoulders back, while employing point #1, and bringing your shoulder blades back and around. It is important to employ point #1 here as you do not want your chest to “pop” out.

Photo by Froger

Photo by Froger

 

3. LENGTHEN FROM THE TOP OF YOUR HEAD

Pretend there is someone pulling your head vertically by a piece of string. Stand tall - even if you’re on the shorter side, this will help you feel and look taller. Basically, good posture ;)

4. LIFT YOUR CHIN

Again, with the “open” body - openness allows for you to have an air of confidence. Ensuring your head and chin are lifted (not like a snooty posh type, obviously, we don’t want to go that far!) will allow for your eye connection with the camera/audience to be cemented. If you do try a tilted chin (for a more femme fatale look) ensure your eyes remain on the prize.

Photo by Bruce Jenkins

Photo by Bruce Jenkins

 

 

 

 

 

5. POINT YOUR TOES

Seriously, this will help. If you’re ever doing a pose where you have your legs elongated, even if sitting in a chair - this will help you limbs look longer, your acts more polished and give that air of dancers elegance about you.

Photo by James Yang

Photo by James Yang

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

6. SOFT ARMS

Whenever you’re extending your arms - employ #2 & #3 and lead with the wrist. Soft elbows are lovely. What I like to do is think about moving my hands and arms through melted chocolate - it creates a slow-motion,  soft effect.

Photo by Fabian Meli

Photo by Fabian Meli

 

 

 

7. THE PERFECT PIN-UP HANDS

An old trick from back in my modelling days that never fails. Relax your hand, tense your middle finger (try to only tense that one finger, not all of them). This will give you an elegant hand and stop your fingers from curling.

Photo by Michael Craig for the New Zealand Herald.

Photo by Michael Craig for the New Zealand Herald.

 

 

 

 

 

 

8. BEND YOUR KNEES

Seriously, allowing yourself to bend into your knees when posing and/or dancing means more range of motion in your hips and allows more fluidity in between poses and movements.

 

 

 

 

 

WANT TO LEARN MORE?

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Be sure to enrol in my Bambina Bumpers 2 Day Beginner Intensive at Uxbridge Arts & Culture. You'll learn this, plus so, so much more! For more info, click here

And always remember in these situations WWTBD (what would Tyra Banks do?)

MODELLING HEAD TO TOE *click* *snap* ;)

 

Pro Tips on How to get Pro Tips!

Photo of Lilly performing at Prive by Peter Jennings

Photo of Lilly performing at Prive by Peter Jennings

The topic of what should you get paid in burlesque laps like the tide; coming in and out of conversations but nothing ever really gets resolved. So, I decided to do a blog on it! 

I'm sure every burlesque performer has queried how much they should ask for in regards to payment. I know I have! So I've broken down what you should ask yourselves when trying to quote for your performances. 

DISCLAIMER NO.1: 

These are my own personal thoughts and views on the topic. My own way of sussing out what to charge may be totally different than your own and that's ok! Different strokes for different folks. 

So, to start...

EXPERIENCE

It's a no-brainier that a brand new burly baby wouldn't charge as much as an experienced burlesquer, but how do you define that? Experience. Experience doesn't mean the amount of time someone has been performing burlesque (although it does factor in) but also how much training they've done, how much actual performance experience (i.e. treading the stage) they've had in shows, events, etc and how much they've grown as a performer. 

DISCLAIMER NO.2: ELITISM VS. EXPERIENCE

A quick note about elitism as opposed to experience, as this is topical in our industry currently.

Elitism is a state of mind that comes from a person and how they personally perceive and conduct themselves. If people think like that, then that's their prerogative and reflects their own (possibly deluded) values of self worth. Elitists see themselves as the 'creme de la creme' of the scene; they snob any one who isn't of their "ranking" and are generally rude and stand-offish, ALL THE TIME, not just in social settings (some of my friends suffer social anxiety and retreat into themselves in social settings, but would be HORRIFIED if someone felt snubbed by them).

If you choose not to associate with particular people in the industry because you personally aren't a fan of them or the way they conduct themselves, that's NOT ELITIST - for me personally, that's just me exercising self care. However, always be polite and civil, there’s no need to be unprofessional. This is an industry and if we want to be treated as professionals we should behave as such. Remember the ol' ego vs confidence rule - there's a VERY slim line between them. Always err to the side of confidence - always be humble.

If you have EXPERIENCE in something, and you offer your expertise or advice (if wanted and/or requested) to someone with less experience than you, that's not being elitist, that's being helpful. I’m making this distinction because I’m not writing this blog from an elitist point of view, but from one of (quite considerable) experience. I don’t claim to know everything but I feel I know enough to write this after so many years in the industry as a producer, teacher and performer.

Now, moving along...

My band of best burly babes and I were talking about this subject and how experience came into play with sussing out what to charge. So upon a lot of back and fourth conversation, we came up with categories on how to define the varying levels of experience in burlesque. I've listed them with explanations underneath. Starting from the bottom.. 

DISCLAIMER NO.3:

Throughout ALL of these categories, every burlesquer, no matter their experience, should always continue to learn, develop and grow. Professionals included.

Baby Lilly performing at The Burlesque Masquerade Ball in 2010 in Wellington. Photo by Sara Jane Austin.

Baby Lilly performing at The Burlesque Masquerade Ball in 2010 in Wellington. Photo by Sara Jane Austin.

ROOKIE

A Rookie is a burlesquer with 0-1 years experience in performing burlesque. During this time, they're honing their craft, learning from burlesque schools, private lessons, resources such as YouTube and developing their burlesque persona. A Rookie burlesquer, regardless of their experience, should get paid something - if not with cash, then with something with the same value such as a private burlesque lesson. 

NOTE: If you're a Rookie and performing in your Rookie/graduating revue, you shouldn't expect payment as this is part and parcel of your course. 

AMATEUR

An Amateur burlesquer has 1-3 years experience. They've done some training, they've got a couple of routines under their belt and are continuing to develop and grow as a burlesque artist. Payment wise, I'd say the same in regards to the Rookie. 

HOBBYIST 

A burlesque artist who identifies in this category is someone who has been performing for at least 2 years and purely sees burlesque as a hobby. Not as a job, not even a part time or casual job, a hobby. They do not perform for money, rather they purely perform for the thrill. As per the two categories above, regardless of their affiliation to burlesque, they should still ask for compensation. Note - some performers may stay at this level for their entire involvement in burlesque, and that's totally ok!

PROFESSIONAL HOBBYIST

There is two differences between a Hobbyist and a Professional Hobbyist. One is that the Professional Hobbyist performs casually (i.e. this is not their full time job, maybe not even their part time job) but they do expect to get paid for their performances. They will have also been performing for at least upwards of 3+ years. That payment will reflect their experience in the industry. They will expect money as payment rather than other forms of compensation. Two, they'll have an overall professional manner and market themselves as such. They will generally have at least a designated FB page and/or Instagram account for their burlesque persona as well as possibly a designated email address. Again, like the Hobbyist, a performer may stay at this level for their entire involvement in burlesque.

and finally...

An oldie, but a goodie! From L to R - The Magenta Diamond, Venus Starr, Australian and Miss Exotic World 2012 Imogen Kelly, Bonita Danger Doll, Leda Petit and Lilly Loca (moi!) pictured at Venus Starr's 'Carousel Cabaret' in 2014. Photo by Directive Photography.

An oldie, but a goodie! From L to R - The Magenta Diamond, Venus Starr, Australian and Miss Exotic World 2012 Imogen Kelly, Bonita Danger Doll, Leda Petit and Lilly Loca (moi!) pictured at Venus Starr's 'Carousel Cabaret' in 2014. Photo by Directive Photography.

PROFESSIONALS

The jump from Professional Hobbyist to Professional is quite substantial, and for the following reasons. A Professional Performer sees burlesque entertainment as their part time or full time job. They, like Professional Hobbyists, conduct themselves professionally, have social media platforms covered for their persona, but on top of this they will most likely have a website and YouTube channel too along with a designated email. They'll tend to have a certain level of polish, have at least 4+ years in the industry and have evolved their own particular style, brand and acts which they are known for. They will sometimes also have merchandise you can buy either online or at shows, which may include (but are not subjected to) posters, clothing, used nylon stockings, etc. Professionals will continue (like all the other categories - hopefully) to put money into their professional development and create high quality, polished acts with costumes, etc to match. Professionals will always expect payment for their acts and will charge according to their experience. 

Ok, so there's the different categories. You may agree or disagree, but that's what we came up with. 

You may notice I didn't put any actual price tags in there. Well, that's because you can't simply apply a stock fee for burlesque. It all depends on who and where you are performing, which leads to my next point.. 

WHERE & WHO YOU ARE PERFORMING FOR

I'm going to talk about these in categories as it's easier - what you charge depends on your experience + who and where you are performing, so let's have a look:

BURLESQUE SHOWS

Now, the kinds of burlesque shows I'm talking about here are the ones run by people within the burlesque industry, not ones created by event companies or by the corporate world.

Real talk - I've been producing shows since 2011. Each city has its own climate, and in the big smoke (aka. Auckland) the theatre and live performance climate has always been tough. A lot of the time, show producers are self funding their shows and depend on the profits of a show to pay their cast and crew. If we break even, we do a happy dance and get the party poppers out. If we make a profit, we crack open the magnum champagne! (jokes - who can afford them anyway?)

Some producers do what's called a "risk share" where every performer in the show, regardless of their experience, will get an equal share of the profits after expenses. This is a fail-safe way for producers to pay people, but they should always do a budget and have some idea as who what the minimum will be. An experienced performer may ask for a retainer, but generally so long as the producer is up front with you and if you are happy to do risk share, than so be it. Sometimes it pays off aannndddd sometimes it doesn't. Personally, I wouldn't do a risk share if I had to travel (I've been caught out before). If I wanted to test out an act and if it was a local production, sure, but I wouldn't be performing one of my more elaborate acts for a minimal fee. 

Otherwise, producers offer a set fee. The good thing about set fees is you know what you're getting from the outset, which is nice and handy for budgeting purposes. Taking into account the climate, which I chat about above, a lot of producers really do try to pay the best they can for their performers with the budget they're given. But don't be expecting $500.00+ per act as to put it simply, burlesque producers can't afford it. We do what we do because we're passionate about the industry, producing and showcasing performers as well as our own skill set. For an amateur, you'd be looking at between $50-$100 per performance. For a professional hobbyist or professional, $100-$200 per act. If you get a headlining spot, perhaps $200-$300 per act. That's just a generalized figure and may fluctuate between varying producers. 

Bottom line, in burlesque shows, don't expect top dollar. But regardless of experience, do ensure you do get paid. 

PRIVATE BOOKINGS & CORPORATES

You've received an email asking for you to perform at x place at x time for x long. Then they ask you "how much?". Well, how long is a piece of string?

Below are the factors you need to take into account when quoting for private or corporate bookings:

  1. Your experience - If you're promoting yourself as a premium product, but don't have the experience, you're going to stab yourself in the foot with a stiletto heel - and it will hurt. Do NOT over promise and do not say you can do something that isn't within your skill-set. Always be honest and price accordingly. If you are an expert at performing burlesque, and have the experience behind that to prove it, then feel free to charge top dollar. Also, on this subject, if you think you're not comfortable taking on a particular gig, or you think that your skill set isn't suited to what the client wants, that's OK. I often pass gigs on to my fellow performers who I know would be a better fit if I can't actually do what they're asking for (see my notes on saying no at the end of the blog).
  2. Time - How much time will this booking ask of you - now I don't mean this just in terms of time at the actual event, but in regards to rehearsal, packing, prop moving, travelling, preparation re. hair and make-up and then, of course, actual time you'll need to be at the event and how many performances. 
  3. Travel - This also merges in with time, but how much travel is involved? Will they cover your travel? Or will you need to sort your own? This also factors in accommodation, etc too. If the client will cover travel & expenses, then you don't need to cater that into your quote. If they don't, then you will. Note that this factor is more relevent for performers who are performing out of town.
  4. Who is booking you - Ultimately, you need to value your worth and review each client as a case by case basis. Regardless of it's a hens party wanting a fun, flirty strip tease act or a corporate body who want 2x highly glamorized burlesque acts with large props for their bosses birthday soiree with some mingling afterwards, you need to be the judge as to what you should charge by taking into account all of the above. 

So for these kinds of gigs, start chatting with fellow burlesquers and see what they would charge, then after analyzing the above, think of what you'd be happy with. Ask burlesquers from a range of different experiences so you can get a feel for what various performers charge. You can always be negotiable, but don't allow for a client NOT to pay you what you believe your worth. But again, take into account your experience. 

My final thoughts on this..

GET PAID 

I know I sound like a broken record here, but please ask for payment or compensation of some sort. If you don't, you devalue the industry and allow for producers outside the scene, private and corporate clients to expect more for less. If we want burlesque to be seen as an important, relative and serious art form, we need to treat it as such. 

THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH SAYING NO

Seriously, if someone doesn't want to pay you what you'd like, then politely and professionally tell them no. Simple. Don't do something for free because you're desperate for a gig. Again, that kind of behavior does nothing for the industry and those in it.  

This also goes for my point above regarding if you feel you cannot offer what a client wants/needs. Don't take a gig because you are afraid of missing out. There's so much to be gained from sharing opportunities with others and if you feel like another performer fits the mold better, then put them forward instead and graciously decline. But, always leave the door open. 

Phew, that was a long one! I hope you find this helpful and informative. 

Lilly x

Burlesque Essentials

Photo of the stunning Hannah Tasker-Poland and I backstage at my production 'Frivolous Frivolity' in 2012 at TAPAC. Photo by Brian Lowe. I tried to find a photo of me getting made up backstage, but couldn't, so I'm sure you wont object to this one ;)

Photo of the stunning Hannah Tasker-Poland and I backstage at my production 'Frivolous Frivolity' in 2012 at TAPAC. Photo by Brian Lowe. I tried to find a photo of me getting made up backstage, but couldn't, so I'm sure you wont object to this one ;)

Hello Lovelies!

Now, I admit - I've been a  bit slack on ye ole' writing-my-blog thing as I've been working lots. BUT, what I decided to do for this weeks blog, with permission from baker, pin up and lifestyle blogger Miss Charlotte Cake, is to re-blog a featured blog  post I wrote for her blog! You can see the original here. Be sure to have a gander at the wonderful blog posts Charlotte has written!

This is all about burlesque essentials - aka. what to carry in your arsenal when performing in a show. These are just a few of them but I hope you enjoy having a read!

BURLESQUE ESSENTIALS

Burlesque. What first comes to mind when you hear that word? Glitter? (Yes, there happens to be a LOT of it, and it gets EVERYWHERE. Rhinestones? (Yes, that too). Carpet Tape? (uh.. what?) Yes, I said carpet tape. When Miss Charlotte Cake asked me to write a burlesque article for her blog, I thought about what kind of knowledge I could impart that hasn’t been run into the ground a million times before. Something interesting, resourceful and educational. The EUREKA moment hit me as I was packing my makeup case for a gig. As I picked up my leotard glue (you'll find out what that is soon) it hit me; I’ll educate the masses about what the ultimate burlesque essentials are, what every burly-q performer needs to have on their person when performing, at a shoot or where-ever our shimmy shakin’ endeavours take us. So, here's my top ten (in no particular order). If you have anything to add (which I know there will be tons more!) do so in the comments below.

SPIRIT GUM/CARPET TAPE/EYELASH GLUE

Ah...spirit gum. My necessary, but burny-ouchie friend. What is it? It's basically a type of glue used by make-up artists and performers alike to adhere everything from faux facial hair to pasties (nipple covers) onto your person. Pros: It is probably one of the most safe options in terms of ensuring your pasties won't fling off and take out someone's eye in the audience. Cons: It BURRRNNNSSSS - well, for me it does anyway. I use it because it's a fail safe for me, especially when donning a moustache. However, my sensitive skin is allergic to it, so when I do wear it on my face, I end up with a fake 'stache (aka. an allergic reaction) on my upper lip. Sexy. Otherwise, in Auzzie, carpet tape is a more popular option if you can get it for sticking on your nipple hats. If you don’t have either of these things, a good lash glue may help you, but I wouldn’t go sticking heavily ladened or tasseled nipple hats to you with it. Also very handy to have on you if your fake eyelash falls off. If you do use spirit gum, make sure you have coconut oil on hand to help take it off. Which leads me to my next staple.

COCONUT OIL

Yes! Nutritious and one of the most effective ways to take off stubborn make-up. Have latex eyelash glue that just won't budge? Want to try and take glitter off your eyes without leaving your poor eyelids feeling like sandpaper after? COCONUT OIL! Seriously. Whenever I've done a gig, I get into the shower with a flannel and my coconut oil and rub it all over me, especially the parts I've used make-up on and spirit gum. Watch it disappear while also giving your skin a dousing of moisturising goodness. Be a bit careful around the eyes though, as oil in your eye isn't the nicest experience. However, if you're doing a quick change backstage and need to change your make-up, I wouldn't use coconut oil as it will repel any other make-up being put on.

LEOTARD GLUE

I remember when I discovered this, I has a ‘hallelujah’ moment. What is it? Ok, so you know when you watch gymnasts do their thing while wearing leotards? How is it, despite them doing triple somersaults, cartwheels, jumps and rolling on the floor that their leotards don't ride up? The answer? LEOTARD GLUE! Basically it's a water-based adhesive, which looks and can be used like a roll-on deodorant. Roll the glue across your skin, along the inside line of where your panties or g-string will be, allow it to breathe for a minute, then stick your panties/g-string over it and VOILA! No ride ups, no movement! Best thing is, since it's water resistant, it washes off both your clothes and you super easy. Win!

CONCEALER/POWDER

Everyone thinks burlesque is all about the glamour, gliding across the stage with effortless grace. Well, yes.. But no. The amount of bruises, carpet and fishnet burns us burlesquers get from either rehearsing, or feeling the adrenaline while on stage and going all GUN-HO is pretty intense! If you’ve got bruises in places which are going to be revealed and easily seen, be sure to pop a bit of colour correcting concealer on and then some powder on top. Also, POWDER - it’s a god send. Obviously there’s the powder you contour with etc, but a good translucent powder is fabulous for those mid-performance breaks where you’re rather sweaty and you want to matte out your face instead of having it glisten (yep, glamourous - I told you, it gets really hot under those lights and backstage!).

SEWING KIT

The amount of times I have praised the sparkle gods that I’ve remembered my sewing kit has been pretty often! Wardrobe malfunctions happen right before you even step a foot on the stage sometimes. I’ve had a tassle come off my pastie once, and I’ve witnessed an entire g-string strap snap off, amongst other things. Be prepared and have sewing essentials such as a needle and thread, scissors and safety pins in your arsenal.

BABY WIPES

Yes, baby wipes. Glorious baby wipes. Need a quick refresh in between performances? Need to take off your make-up? Baby wipes! There’s plenty of other uses for them too - but there are a definite must-have. You won’t regret it.

BUSINESS CARDS

I’m pretty terrible at forgetting business cards, but if you’re serious about wanting to make a career in burlesque, networking and promotion are pretty important. Make a habit of having them on your person, or at least backstage, when you’re at a gig, so if someone wants to book you for their next event/show/private party for example, then you’ve got all your information handy.

AN EXTRA COSTUME

On the odd occasion, a performer may end up calling in sick on the day, or a show may be running well ahead of time and they need a fill-in act. Always bring an extra costume - something that doesn’t take up too much space so you can put you hand up and say “PICK ME!” for when a producer asks one of you in the bill if you can perform an additional act. Ensure you also have your music with you, which leads me to my next staple.

BACKUP OF MUSIC

Always have your show music with you - whether it’s on your phone, or on a USB stick. I keep all my music easily accessible on my phone, so if a technical issue does arise on the day, I can either send it to the technician or I can play it from my phone. Or be super organized and pre-organize a USB. This also means if you need to be a fill-in act, you have your music ready and waiting. I use Google Drive to store mine and use the app to access it.

LIPSTICK

Undoubtedly, you’ll need to refresh your lippy throughout the night. So always be sure to have one on hand in your purse, as well as a little mirror (or if your powder as talked about previous has a mirror, use that). Failing that, I’m sure another performer backstage will have one they can loan you!

There you have it! Please feel free to add more in the comments below. As I’m typing this I’m thinking of more!

Bambina Burlesque Academy on Newshub!

www.verityjohnson.com

www.verityjohnson.com

I have had the immense pleasure of teaching some amazing, inspiring, talented and down right hilarious ladies since I started Bambina Burlesque Academy in 2014 and the wonderful Verity Johnson is one of them! 

I felt very humbled to hear that she'd informed over 300,000 people on Newshub that learning burlesque through Bambina Burlesque Academy was the highlight of her year. She's completed both my Bambina Bumpers and Grinders courses, as well as done some private tuition with me. Like a lot of my burly babies, I've become firm friends with her, and I've had the utmost pleasure of helping Verity discover her inner burlesque diva. 

To see the post - click the button below. Be sure to read her other blog posts too!

I'll be posting fortnightly on a Thursday morning from early Jan - so keep looking out for my posts m'dears!

Next on the blog (and first for 2018!): The Difference Between Character vs. Persona.

...burlesque has been an amazing source of of adrenaline soaked, sparkly, screamingly funny self confidence. Yes it was the highlight. And yes, 10/10 would do again.
— Verity Johnson - www.verityjohnson.com

My First Online Makeup Review - Mary Kay Cosmetics

There's a first time for everything, and here's a first for me! 

I was asked by Mary Kay Cosmetics consultant Dorin Chan to give a makeup review, creating a full face of burlesque-style makeup, using only Mary Kay Cosmetics. So I did! 

I am honest in this review and I am 100% behind this brand. I really loved it. Buzzword for the video is the word "Creamy" - haha! The texture of the Mary Kay Products is so deliciously creamy and smooth like butter. 

My favorite products would have to be the CC Cream (which is now my staple foundation) plus the foundation primer and mascara. 

Love my review? You can get your Mary Kay products online at www.marykay.co.nz/studio81

Product list (price is in $NZ): 
Oil Free Hydrating Gel $69.50
Light Beige Concealer $30
Foundation Primer $37
CC Cream - Light to Medium $45
Translucent Powder $38
Pressed Powder in Bronze 2 $27.50
Brunette brow pencil $20.50
Lash Primer $25
High Intensity Lash Mascara $33
Sandstorm quad $30
Eye primer $29.50
Black gel eyeliner $30
Honey spice eyeshadow as highlighter $14.50
Red lipliner $21
Gel Semi-Shine Lipstick in Red Smolder $28

Thanks Dorin for having me to play! Let's do it again soon please! <3

Lilly x

Burly Mumma - The Role & Importance of being a Burlesque Mentor

Welcome to my first blog! How very exciting!

I've decided to do a once a week post about whatever it is I feel inspired to write about, whether it be about anything to do with burlesque (including costumes, poses, advice, etc), #realtalk about life, the universe and everything (get the reference?) interviews with some fabulous, inspiring people or recommendations about products I use, brands I love or people with skill sets I think you'd like to hear about.

If there's anything in particular you'd like me to blog about - give me a bell via my Contact Me page!

For this first post, I decided to go back to a post I made on Facebook nearly a year ago when it comes to the role of a Burly Mumma (aka, Burlesque Mother, Burly Mom, etc). Having taught burlesque since 2010, and then opening my burlesque school Bambina Burlesque Academy in 2014, as well as having taught professionally as a drama teacher in high schools, primary schools and as an adult educator since 2009, I understand how important the role of an educator is to society. A teacher does not just teach - they influence, inspire and help people to harness their students creativity. They shepard their students whilst helping them discover their true potential.

Because of this, how a teacher speaks, motivates and presents themselves to their students is hugely important. An unprofessional teacher, who says hurtful, potentially damaging things to their students shouldn't be an educator. Someone who is educating burly babies for their own personal gain or for self absorbed reasons shouldn't be an educator. A teacher educates because they feel compelled to help others. They genuinely care about educating the masses about their particular passion. They want to help others to grow, learn and develop. It's not a selfish need, it's a completely SELFLESS profession. Professionalism is paramount. It can take one snide comment, one off-handed, throw away line to completely derail a students emotional and physical well being. But, it can take one genuine comment, one beautifully positive moment of  time with a student to bring about a  profound difference to that particular persons emotional, physical and mental well being.

So, without further ado, here's my thoughts on what a Burly Mumma should and shouldn't do.

A True Burly Mumma does the following: 

- Nurture, support and help to develop each of their individual students talents. 
- Guides their students as a shepard. 
- Allows for their students to go to different courses, experience different dance styles without prejudice. 
- Goes and supports their burly babies when they perform in shows. 
- Congratulates them on their successes and helps them get back up when they fall of their sparkly horse. 
- Helps their students find their niche and style and works with them to develop it.
- Create and find opportunities for their babies to perform and grow.
- Build their students self confidence so they can learn to love and appreciate their individuality.

A Burly Mumma does not/shouldn't:

- Hold a student back by informing them they shouldn't try something new or explore different avenues.
- Be a dictator.
- Inform their students there is one way or the highway and that their way is the be all and end all.
- Doesn't support their babies in performing in other people's shows or even starting their own ones.
- Brings them down due to their own insecurities and undermines them. 
- Spits students out in blocks as sheep with no individual style or flair. 
- Makes students feel insecure about themselves. 
- Not allow for students to explore their horizons and try new classes lead by different teachers.
- take credit for their students talent.

I'm not perfect, I know - and other Burly Mummas, I'm sure you'd agree with what I've said. We need to help grow the next generation of Burly Babies and support and nurture them to become the burlesque stars they're born to be.

Lilly x